I keep staring at the Beer Belt and trying to find something to say. It’s not working.
I guess it’s funny, in its weird way. And maybe even useful. Sort of. If all your friends ask you to get them a beer from the bar, you won’t have enough hands to carry them. But I’d rather make two trips than be seen with this… It looks incredibly silly.
Then again, after a couple of beers you won’t care what people think of you, so maybe the ability to carry 8 beers at once (6 in the belt + 2 in hands) is worth it. But remember, you’re willing to sacrifice your image for the sake of your friends, so they’d better buy you some beer!
I can see this being used in a more… visually appealing way, too, but I doubt it’ll happen too often. It’s the real life version of a certain joke about how to impress a man: show up naked; bring beer.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on UrbanOutfitters.com.