If you look up “stages of break up” in your favorite search engine, you’ll see that one of them comes with a lot of anger. You just want to kill the bastard/bitch for the way s/he treated you or the way s/he isn’t begging for a reconciliation.

This is a point when you should not own a Broken Heart Keychain Knife; the name fits and you might be tempted to use it, which (do I need to say it?) is a Bad Idea. The harmless-looking keychain opens up and turns into a knife which is probably not lethal, because it doesn’t look too large, but a sharp blade can still do damage. Do not take it out around your ex.

It’s cheap though, and each pack comes with 2 knives, one red and one black, so it could make a nice present for a recently broken-up friend, as long as you make sure they stay away from the cause of their grief.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on SarcoKnives.com.

Via FashionablyGeek