If you always misplace your car keys and you always bump into stuff, there’s still a chance for you at a normal life. Gadgets and gizmos are here to make your life easier and to stop you from getting in trouble and ending up in the hospital.

1. Talking Keychain Timer – no more losing your keys. This little gadget will help you to never misplace your keys again. You can also set it to remind you of appointments and other important things.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $10.95 on Independentliving.

Via BookfishJoe.

2. DrinkClip - no more spilling drinks because you forgot they were there and you large gestures hit the glasses. No more juggling with your phone and papers and bags and your drink on top of that. The BeltClip is here to save you.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.95/$9.95 on Drinkclip.

Via Bookofjoe.

3. Glow in the Dark Wall-Plate Inserts – if you’re the kind that hates waking up in the middle of the night to go get a glass of water because you know you’re going to hit yourself against everything that’s in the way and get all bruised up, well, here’s your salvation. This little thing will help you see the light. Literally.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.99 on Amazon.

Via Bookofjoe.

4. The Unforgettable Door Hanger – this is one useful door hanger. It’ll remind you of the stuff you need to take with you before you leave the house. The point to this is not to forget to write on it what you need.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.79 on Amazon.

Via Lifehacker.

5. Glow in The Dark Stair Treads – working on the same basis as the item above, these stair treads will keep you from breaking your legs and neck. The klutz population of the world can still be saved!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.50 on Amazon.

6. Steak Station – if you’re included in one of the categories in the title, it would be better for you and for the world if you stayed out of the kitchen, but if you insist on cooking, a steak would be a safe idea. But in case you forget the steak on the grill, here’s a little something to help you. It can monitor 4 steaks at once.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $22.50 on Amazon.

Via Ohgizmo.

7. Toasted Notes – this one set of notes that you surely won’t miss! All toasty and buttery, they’ll be waiting for you with the important stuff you need to remember.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $5.96 on Amazon.

Via Coolestgizmo.

8. Swimway Submergency - in case you trip over something in the bottom of the pool (I’m sure you’d be able to find something down there), here’s a little help: you can set this toy to float and find your way back to the surface. It’s good fun for the forgetful kind too.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.95 on Amazon.

Via Coolestgizmo.

9. Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper – there’s no need to fumble about in the bathroom for the toilet paper if the lights are down in the house or if you don’t want to wake anyone and you’re walking around in stealth mode.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.03 on Amazon.

Via Craziestgadgets.

10. AquaNotes Waterproof Notepad – in the office, you’re bound to spill coffee over your desk, so you’ll need waterproof notes in order for them to survive all the hazardous situations you might cause. This is just what you need!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on Amazon.

Via Vat19.

There a “Life of the party” position you might want to fill in and I have just the thing to get you through the interview. Behold [drums] the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt!

This crafty invention has been conceived after much pondering and after careful experiments conducted by experienced physicians worldwide. They have managed to attach a bottle opening robot to a black T-shirt! Evrika! All that’s left for you to do is place bottle into the robot’s hand, tilt SLIGHTLY and the bottle opens. And mind this: turn it inside out when putting it in your washing machine if you don’t want to lose your precious T-shirt.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 on Thinkgeek.

Feet pain is something we deal with a lot, even if we have an active job or a sedentary one. Our feet get hurt by the heels we wear, by the streets we walk on and by the fact that we tend to neglect them. When there’s no one there to give you a foot massage, you can have the same benefits with the Foot Massage Ball.

You can have either a cool or a warm massage, according to your need and season and you can use is even under your desk, where no one can see you.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.95 on Solutions.

Via Bookfishjoe.

If you’re into gadgets and gizmos, nothing in your house should be ordinary or lack utility. That goes for that old broom too. Contemporary witches like to keep in style and groom their brooms, so they came up with the Broom Groomer. The broom is not actually spectacular, but the dustpan is. It has a “row of rubber teeth protruding from the back end of the dust pan to clean the broom’s bristles when you’re done sweeping. No more dust bunnies!”, says the producer.

They also fitted a foot rest built right into the dustpan handle, “so that your foot can steady the dustpan for hands-free sweeping.” Good thinking, huh? And it doesn’t look to shabby either. For a dustpan, I mean.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on Quirky.

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If you want to drink some stellar juice, you’ll need an out of this world juicer. An UFO Juicer that is. The cute little alien will squeeze all the pulp out and probe every single fruit to give you perfection in matter of juices. It might have some alien technology inside, but we’ll never tell.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $13.95 on Amazon.

Via Bookofishjoe.

The Gorillapod must be one the favorites of the photo industry, for amateurs and professionals alike. If you want to take pictures of the entire group and you don’t have a plain surface, that’s not a problem. This flexible tripod is designed for digital cameras weighing up to 275 grams and you can put it into any position you want.

Moreover, it can fit in your purse, backpack, or jacket pocket, so you don’t have to carry around any other special equipment.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.95 on Amazon.

Via Ohgizmo.

The InstaCloth is a very, very handy household item. For a few bucks you can buy 32 tablets of cloth. It takes just a few seconds to turn from tablets into cloth. All you have to do is add water and witness the miracle. You can store them easily and they’re great if you’re on the road. You’ll always have more cloth.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $8.64 on Amazon.

Via Bookofjoe.

Cocktails are sexy, fashionable and they make you not only look good, but feel good too. I’ve recently discovered the Lynchburg Lemonade and I must say it climbed to the top of my list, right on top of the Tequila Sunrise. I don’t know how to make either of them yet, but with this Jigger Cube I just might learn how to.

This fancy little aluminum cast thingy has 6 sides and each one measures a different amount of liquid, so you can get those quantities just right. In fact, it’s so fancy that it was the Winner of the 2007 Good Design Award by Chicago Museum of Architecture and Design. And it comes with a booklet with 20 popular cocktail recipes, so even beginners like me can work their way around the bar.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $23.69 on Amazon.

Via Bookofjoe.

Love for fashion and the need to look good all the time is almost a disease these days. It manifests itself in the strangest ways, but this time, I kind of agree with it. Aviator sunglasses are my favorites and the idea to replace the ugly and incredibly uncomfortable ordinary 3D glasses with ones shaped like them is pretty cool!

I know it’s dark and people can’t see you, but sometimes we need to look good for our self esteem. Period. So the vote has been cast: we like 3D Aviator Glasses!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $1.79 on Amazon.

Via Pocket-lint.

As the movie fanatic that I am, I cannot help but to love this iPhone app (although I really don’t like Apple). The Movie Map iPhone App says it can find movie locations all around the world and show you where that scene from that movie you love was shot. Pretty awesome, I say!

The Movie Map app uses Google Maps (of course) and it has a Featured Locations tab that you can select if you want to find more information about when a scene was shot in a certain location. You can also add locations yourself on the app’s website.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $0.99 on iTunes.

Via Shinyshiny.