Epic T-shirt of Ganking
The new World of warcraft expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, will be in stores and in the grubby hands of players next week, so I figured it’s the perfect time for more WoW swag.
The Epic T-shirt of Ganking is obviously a Lich King item – it requires level 80 and no life. It’s cloth (100% cotton to be precise), so you mages, locks and priests can stop complaining that you can’t wear the loot that drops. And the stats are impressive: +1337 armor, Duelling, Aggro, Ninja Looting and Farming increases, not to mention the socket bonus of +25 Tea Bagging.
The Equip tooltip might point out a problem, though: it increases chances to evade work by 25%, but also reduces your chances to get laid by 99%.
However, what many people don’t know is that the 1% is so worth it. It means a WoW player of the female persuasion, and a girlfriend who is a real girl OMG and can also kick your ass in a duel is something to hold on to.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $18.95 on SplitReason.com.
