Garlic Mints
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Modern vampires are more concerned with frilly shirts and melancholy thoughts, but if you happen to run into an old school bloodsucker you must be prepared.
The Garlic Mints will make Dracula steer clear of you, so you needn’t worry you’ll end up as someone’s Bloody Mary (or Tim, or John). However… there’s a side effect. Everyone will steer clear of you. Your friends will suddenly become extremely busy. Girls will find something important to talk to a friend on the other side of the hall.
You need to decide what’s more important: having friends or being protected from vampires, because you can’t have them both.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.95 for a set of 3 on McPhee.com.
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