The Happy Bunny Bandages aren’t recommended for kids. They might have a friendly name, but they’re anything but. Each nurse Happy Bunny tin gets you 15 bandages with 3 different messages: “You’re ugly and that hurts”, “Cute but clumsy… things even out” and “Your pain makes me happy”, none of which is suited for someone who lacks a sense of humor.
But if twisted fun is your thing, a healthy dose of bunny evilness can be just the thing to make you forget about the blood gushing from the cut you just got. And no, the friend who’s handing you a bandage saying he likes to see you in pain doesn’t really mean it… probably.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.99 on PerpetualKid.com.