Last year The Onion gave us four delightful fake gift boxes, and this year they’re at it again.

First up, the Kleen•Stride Gift Box, advertising the last innovation in cleaning technology: shoes with a broom! Also available in hiking boots-with-shovel version, for those white Christmases. Since slippers with mops on the soles already exist, why not this?

The second is the iFeast Gift Box… an iPod dock for your pet! How could poor Fido live without music?! Silly you might think… but I’m counting the days before someone sees this and decides to turn it into a real product.

Not recommended for people with heart problems. They might think they’re actually getting something stupid like the thing on the box and die before they see the real present.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on TheOnion.com.

Via Gizmodo