What’s the purpose of the Life Vest Wine Bottle Cover? It’s all a big mystery.

You’d think it’s meant to save hundred dollar wine bottles if a guest accidentally drops one in the ocean at a yacht party… wrong: the life jacket isn’t real, it’s just regular fabric made to look like one.

And, while it might look interesting and might keep guests entertained for about 10 seconds, zero functionality is not worth $13. Unless you’re throwing a Baywatch party, I suppose.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12.95 on WhatOnEarthCatalog.com.

Via GearDiary