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Lightning Man Letter Opener

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Lightning Man Letter OpenerLetter openers probably aren’t dangerous. Until someone snaps and wedges it in the boss’s back, probably, but let’s not go there.

Having a Lightning Man Letter Opener on your desk might help you overcome your murderous tendencies. One poor plastic guy has a lightning bolt in his back, there’s enough suffering there for one day! Everytime you put the opener back in you’ll inflict more pain on him, so you won’t need to do it to real people.

[P.S. This is a made-up story. If you or your friends are eyeing the letter opener too much or are craving this one purely for the pleasure of virtually stabbing a plastic figure in the back... go get specialist help.]

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.95 on WhatOnEarthCatalog.com.

Via GearDiary

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