Being a fan doesn’t mean buying everything branded under the name of your favorite author/band/movie. So, even though I think Monty Python are utterly brilliant, I would think twice before getting the Abuse Keychain.

The Brits’ insults are delightful… in context. Frenchmen atop a castle wall talking about elderberries are funny; frenchmen talking out of a plastic foot… not so much. Even if it is the foot animated by Terry Gilliam for the interludes.

Among the insults this keychain can utter are “Shut your festering gob, you tit!”, “You stupid bird brain flat head!”, “You stupid bastard!”, “I fart in your general direction.”, “I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties.” and “You’re a loony.” But if you’re dead set on buying something Pythonesque, there’s lots of better merchandise you can choose from.

How much under $29.99?
Some $14.99 on Stupid.com.

Via FashionablyGeek