Mooning Santa
Who doesn’t have that one friend who always gives the stupidest gifts? The odds of getting a Mooning Santa depend on:
a) how web-savvy they are;
b) how much money they’re willing to pay.
Like you can guess, this toy is not the kind you want the kids to see. It’s motion activated, so it will look harmless until the poor victims pass by and Santa gives them his speech (“Ho, Ho, Ho. Seeing that you’ve been extra good this year, Santa’s got an extra special surprise for you. Merry Christmas!”).
The surprise? Yeah, you guessed: he shows them those nether regions.
However, it’s not exactly cheap, so some tricksters will go for more affordable gifts, saving their friends from the difficult decision of whether to throw it away or not.
How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.99 on Amazon.com.
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