Also masochistic is anyone who even thinks of buying the Over the Hill Breast Suspenders. If you’re a woman – ow. If you’re a man, any female you give this to will kick you with the nearest sharp object… The product description says that it’s supposed to provide extra support, turn saggy into perky again and serve as a safety strap during sporting activities; it ends with this gem: “Be the first on your block to look 20 years younger again.” I don’t understand exactly how they work, but won’t the straps show under your shirt anyway?
Um. Ok, a nice idea, but… breast suspenders?! *shudder*
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $5.50 on SeeFred.com.