A t-shirt is a t-shirt, right? It can be plain or have a design, but that’s about how far it goes.

Well… not any more. The Personal Area Network t-shirt from ScotteVest is an upgrade to the things we wear to work every day. How do pockets, balanced weight and tidy wires sound?

The Personal Area Network is actually a wire management system inside the t-shirt. What does that mean? Elastic loops to keep earbuds in place and cables that don’t dangle all over the place.

The three pockets (one chest and two on the sides) are perfect for a phone, an iPod and a pen – or PDA, depending on how old-school you are – and are designed to prevent shifting, chafing, and neck stretch. As heavy things in pockets tend to drag the garment down, the smart guys who designed this also invented a weight management system to solve the problem.

Even better: since the gagdets are only hidden under a layer of cotton, there’s no need to take them out to change the song or stop the alarm; pushing through the fabric will work just fine.

And it’s not even expensive, coonsidering that many regular t-shirts cost the same and just sit there looking pretty.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.99 on ThinkGeek.com.