Advent calendars are not just one of the best parts of Christmas, but also an exercise in restraint. How can a parent be so heartless and tell their child they can one eat one tiny chocolate a day?

But, you know, your Christmas-centric traditions might offend someone. If you want to make sure you won’t piss off the downstairs neighbour’s cousin’s niece, you’d be better off getting one of these Politically Correct, All-Inclusive, Non-Denominational Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendars.

The exclusion of chocolate hurts, though. The calendar only has 6 boxes, and they contain small plastic toys, not delicious sweets. Political correctness is one thing, but I won’t stand for the lack of chocolate! And think of the children, how will they learn patience now?

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.95 on McPhee.com.