PTeq - USB Pregnancy Test
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[April Fools]
Pregnancy tests are simple: you’re either pregnant or not. Apparently waiting to learn if you’re carrying a child is not exciting enough, so the PTeq - USB Pregnancy Test offers much more.
It connects to a computer via the USB port and comes with a helpful software for interpreting the results. Some of the delightful scientific mumbo-jumbo lets prospective users know that the test can detect “several sequenced hormones, including hCG (human Chorionic Gonadotropin), hCG-H (hyperglycosylated hCG - for detection before your first missed period), and LH (luteinizing hormone - for detection of your most fertile days).” Detection is 99% accurate… too bad these hormones don’t neccesarily indicate pregnancy (but hey, what’s 100% certified?)
Yeah, it’s fake… but a pregnancy test that does more than show a line is an interesting idea. Who knows, maybe next year we’ll actually see these manufactured.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on ThinkGeek.com
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2 Comments, Comment or Ping
tara
actually hCG has everything to do with pregnancy. while i would agree that this product is fake saying that hCG has nothing to do with pregnancy is garbage. check your resources before you post. just a thought.
http://www.webmd.com/baby/human-chorionic-gonadotropin-hcg
Apr 1st, 2008
Jen
I misunderstood the description on ThinkGeek, I corrected my text now.
Apr 2nd, 2008
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