If a subtle hint isn’t enough, one has to resort to more drastic measures to make annoying people shut up.
A roll of Shut Up Tape should be enough, right? It’s 200′ (60 m) long, after all. Not much to say here. If word gets out about this, I foresee an influx of news about husband using it on their wives… Or of people forcibly shut up by their co-workers… Should be fun.
You should also check the Sticky A$$ Tape below, on Amazon :)
How much under $29.99?
Some: $13 on CharlesandMarie.com.