Your plane crashes, you survive and you’re all alone. But you still have your credit card holder with you. So it’s your credit card carrier, you and a desert island. And you need to survive. The odds of making it alive will be exponentially increased if you happen to have the Credit Card Survival Tool in your pocket.

It’s basically a multi-functional survival tool with 11 functions (you can see them in the picture), it’s made from stainless steel, it fits in your wallet and it includes a carrying pouch. Awesome and useful!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3 on Amazon.

Via Neatoshop.

I set my eyes on these glasses and I immediately felt like I was in the Matrix. And don’t dare say that the Matrix is “so 90′s”, because it’s not. These very hot, very sci-fi looking Bluetooth MP3 Sunglasses come with American Polaroid polarized lenses, for perfect eye protection. They support both headset and handsfree profiles and can extend to 270 degrees. You’ll also be able to get upgrades with these glasses. Yes, upgrades. These are spy worthy glasses! Especially when they come with a 12 months warranty.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $28.88 on Amazon.

Via Gadgetophilia.

Love for fashion and the need to look good all the time is almost a disease these days. It manifests itself in the strangest ways, but this time, I kind of agree with it. Aviator sunglasses are my favorites and the idea to replace the ugly and incredibly uncomfortable ordinary 3D glasses with ones shaped like them is pretty cool!

I know it’s dark and people can’t see you, but sometimes we need to look good for our self esteem. Period. So the vote has been cast: we like 3D Aviator Glasses!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $1.79 on Amazon.

Via Pocket-lint.

Feeling like you’d like to get your wallet stolen today? Let me give you a hand. Take this Loaded wallet and flaunt it around. I am sure there will be at least one person with “good intentions”, ready to ease you of the burden.

And if you’re the extravagant type that likes to show off, this is perfect for a club night. I can bet you won’t miss the presence of “good doers” there either. You can also mock someone by leaving it empty, if you have some bucks to spare on the price of the wallet.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18.97 on Amazon.

Via Worldwidefred.

Have you ever thought to yourself: “Man, I’d love to have endless amounts of tape with sunglasses printed on them, so I can tape them to stuff like… my face.”. I bet you didn’t and neither have I. But apparently someone has.
The Cool Shades Tape is made out of 100% clear vinyl packing tape, it’s 60mm wide (60m long) and it has imprinted on it various sunglasses models, like Disc Jockey & Supermodel styles. They say it “Can be used to accessorize clothing”. I say it’s a useless piece of junk. The final call is yours.
Oh, and if you get tired of them you can always use it to shave your legs, as “It is not recommended that these tapes are applied directly onto the body, as the adhesive may cause irritation to sensitive skin or damage to hair”. :))

How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.65 on azumianddavid.

Via Bookfishjoe.

I wonder what the guy or girl who invented this was thinking when waking up that morning. Was it “How can I make hot dog lovers really stand out?” or “What is the most ridiculous hat you can think of?” or maybe “Boy, this hot dog tastes good. I wish I could wear it as a hat!”. Whatever he or she was thinking, it certainly concluded with this ridiculous thing being made: the Unisex Hot Dog Hat.

You are going to jump up and down when we tell you that the head strap is adjustable and it’ll make your head look like a nice round table with an enormous hot dog on it. Hot? Not really. Actually, no way.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12.99 on Amazon.

Via Bookfishjoe.

I am really a fan of taking words literally, mainly because it’s incredibly funny and it can stir quite some debates, but even for me this is…well…surprising. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hillbilly BRIEFcase.

Yes, it’s a briefcase made of brand new tidy whites (thank God for that!). The wooden handle is quite the touch and it’s very useful for those people who don’t notice your wonderful bag from the start. You know, just in case no one notices that you’re wearing a piece of underwear as a briefcase or even as a purse, in case you’re a girl. Would you be brave enough to wear this outside? I’m not sure I would be, but it would sure make a memorable birthday gift!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.98 on Amazon.

Via Bookfishjoe.