There a “Life of the party” position you might want to fill in and I have just the thing to get you through the interview. Behold [drums] the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt!

This crafty invention has been conceived after much pondering and after careful experiments conducted by experienced physicians worldwide. They have managed to attach a bottle opening robot to a black T-shirt! Evrika! All that’s left for you to do is place bottle into the robot’s hand, tilt SLIGHTLY and the bottle opens. And mind this: turn it inside out when putting it in your washing machine if you don’t want to lose your precious T-shirt.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 on Thinkgeek.

While I was in college, I had a teacher that always use to break his bones. He looked very fragile and we felt sorry for him, especially because he was a really nice guy. Still, we couldn’t help but laugh when we hear that, one night, he tripped in his own house, fell and broke his nose. And to think this whole thing could have been avoided by simply purchasing a pair of LED Slippers.
These motion activated LED slippers require no maintenance and they brag about having an ultra-bright LED light and a beautiful suede finish. Oh, and they also have a photo sensor prevents turn-on during daytime. So there’s a solution for your inner (or outer) klutz.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.21 in Amazon.

Via Crazycoolgadgets.

You’ve probably seen Irish dancers somewhere, either on TV, on the Internet or even live. It’s truly unnatural how those traditional dancers move their feet! They are so fast and so perfectly coordinated that they make any of us mortals looks clumsy.
So if you’re trying to find a way out of your clumsiness, I suggest you buy at least a pair of Irish Dance Socks. You’ll son be dancing like there’s no tomorrow! Hopefully.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on Amazon.

Via Likecool.

Have you ever thought to yourself: “Man, I’d love to have endless amounts of tape with sunglasses printed on them, so I can tape them to stuff like… my face.”. I bet you didn’t and neither have I. But apparently someone has.
The Cool Shades Tape is made out of 100% clear vinyl packing tape, it’s 60mm wide (60m long) and it has imprinted on it various sunglasses models, like Disc Jockey & Supermodel styles. They say it “Can be used to accessorize clothing”. I say it’s a useless piece of junk. The final call is yours.
Oh, and if you get tired of them you can always use it to shave your legs, as “It is not recommended that these tapes are applied directly onto the body, as the adhesive may cause irritation to sensitive skin or damage to hair”. :))

How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.65 on azumianddavid.

Via Bookfishjoe.

Eclipse, the third movie of the Twilight Saga is out and the madness has begun yet again. Rather than fighting the crowd, I’ve decided to join it, in my own way. Here’s a top 10 of the most blood sucking, seductive or just head knocking stuff for vampire lovers out there. Yeah, you can use this to recreate the Twilight universe, if you’re that kind of fan, but we wouldn’t recommend it so as not to creep people out too much. :)

1. If you like vampires, that you’ve surely dreamt of being bit by one and I suspect his name is Edward. Well, since he’s not a real vampire and there are small to nothing chances of him ever biting your neck, you can take comfort in these Vampire Bite Tattoos.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3.95 on Amazon.
Via BookFishJoe.

2. Well, that neck is not going to bit itself, right? Here’s a pair of Professional Vampire Fangs to pimp out your teeth if you’re just not satisfied with the length of your… incisors.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.95 on Amazon.

3. Have you ever felt that someone’s breath was soooo bad that you felt like you could die right there? No worries, here are your saviors: the Death Mints! Killing bad breath, one at a time.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.99 on Amazon.

4. After you’ve annihilated your victims with your seductive charm, it’s only fair to let them tan..a…roast a bit in the sun. Of course, you need to do this in a stylish manner, so here’s the BBQ Grill Beach Towel for you.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.90 on Amazon.

5.Tired of your old shower gel? Need to spice things up a bit and freak out your better half? The Blood Bath Shower Gel should do it for you! Just pour, wash and rinse. Repeat if not freaked enough. Cherry scented.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.57 on Spinninghat.
Via Thingsthatlooklikeotherthings.

6. No cold blooded vampire can go without its Cold Blooded Vampire Ice Cube Tray. For the cold blooded who get hot in the summer. Keep it cool, keep it vampire.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on PerpetualKid.

7. Since blood in the kitchen is kind of gross, just shift your vampire mania to the bathroom. This is something you may not want to wake up in the morning to, especially if you’re the kind of person that has a hard time waking up. A Bloody Shower Curtain is all you need to scare the hell out of you. I promise you’ll be up in a jiffy. No alarm clock required. [Not safe if the previous night you were too drunk to remember what happened.]
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on Amazon.

8. If you’re too bored by the usual bling, blingy phone accessories on the market nowadays, it’s time to push it up a notch. You can do that with the Blood Drip Cellphone Strap. You don’t have to actually fill it with your blood. You can just some red liquid in it and pretend like it’s blood. Don’t worry, we won’t tell. What will your friends think of that, huh?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.70 on Strapya.
Via Popgadget.

9.Since vampires bring doom and terror wherever they walk, you’ll need to at least live up to, let’s say, 10% of that promise. So if you can’t bring doom and gloom (which are overrated, anyway), you can bring the storm with this Thunder Tube. Just shake it (on the floor or not) and it’ll create the unmistakable sound of reverberating thunder.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.25 on Amazon.

10. Ah, the element I actually like about vampires. And yes, they had it before Batman wore it (copycat!): the Long Black Hooded Cape. Please make sure you wear something under it, though. :))
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on Amazon.

There it is, folks: the Vampire top 10. What else would you add to the list? Did I leave something out?

I wonder what the guy or girl who invented this was thinking when waking up that morning. Was it “How can I make hot dog lovers really stand out?” or “What is the most ridiculous hat you can think of?” or maybe “Boy, this hot dog tastes good. I wish I could wear it as a hat!”. Whatever he or she was thinking, it certainly concluded with this ridiculous thing being made: the Unisex Hot Dog Hat.

You are going to jump up and down when we tell you that the head strap is adjustable and it’ll make your head look like a nice round table with an enormous hot dog on it. Hot? Not really. Actually, no way.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12.99 on Amazon.

Via Bookfishjoe.

Today we have the first top 10 on this blog. We’ll have a top like this every week and I’ll bring you all the strange, funny and plain crazy gadgets I can find related to one topic in particular. This week, we have the Top 10 World Football Cup:
1. You wake up in the morning with the World Cup Alarm Clock and you set it to ring for the matches. God forbid you should miss a minute!
How much under $29.99?
Some: $10.99 on Sourcesquare.
Via Bookfishjoe.

2. The “Devuvuzelator” – we’ve all heard that terribly annoying sound and we all want it to be gone (even though even Youtube embraced it). Now you can filter out the noise using this audio processing plugin and get rid of that awful sound.
How much under $29.99?
Well, it’s free at Isophonics.
Via Gizmag.

3. The Picnic Table Condiment Set is what you need for the daily barbecue you’ll have with your friends when they come over to watch the games.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.45 on Amazon.
Via Neatoshop.

4. You’ll also need The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics, because how else are you going to show your friends that not only you know your football, but you also know the subtle liaisons between them?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $10.17 on Amazon.

5. Of course, you’ll also need your Adidas World Cup 2010 Mini Soccer Ball to kick around the house and drive your significant other crazy (in the sad situation when he/she is not a football fan).
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $11.85 on Amazon.

6. No football match is complete without cold beer and if there’s no one to get it from the fridge for you, you’ll need at least one of these Beer Guzzler Yellow Helmets. If you don’t already own one, don’t tell anyone, because you’ll be the laughingstock of the World Cup.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $8.50 on Amazon.

7. For all your snacking needs, this S’Mores Maker is perfect. You can prepare yourself a snack during the break and be right back on the sofa or in your favorite chair as soon as the whistle is blown.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7 on Amazon.

8. There is no way you can go out nowadays without the Adidas World Cup 2010 Soccer T-Shirt.
I mean, you’ll totally be out of style if you don’t have this in your closet yet. What were you thinking?
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.75 on Amazon.

9. Support our football team by suiting up your iPhone with a special World Cup 2010 Series case. What can be more supportive than that?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3.99 on Amazon.

10. There’s just one thing that you need, now that you’re all geared up. Yes. It may be annoying, it may be stupid, but after the 2010 World Cup, it’ll be one heck of a souvenir. Ladies and gentlemen, the vuzuela.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.79 on Amazon.

The eternal problem of having nowhere to put your cash when you go out. Nowhere safe and comfortable, I mean. Especially if you’re a girl, you’ve been through this time and again. If you’re not the type that carries a purse around all the time (big or small), then you’ve surely tried various hideouts, to sort of speak: shoes, hidden pockets (if you have any) and even the bra. But that’s anything but comfortable.
This True Utility Cashstash Cash Capsule is just what we need. A waterproof aluminum capsule, that you can easily fit to your key chain, to your pants or some other piece of clothing or even around your neck, since the capsule looks kinda awesome. Oh, it’s an important thing to know that it can only fit one bill, so make sure you chose carefully. :))

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $5.99 on Amazon.

Via Coolest Gadgets.

I have a friend that busted his arm last week and now he walks around with a hideous cast. So to make his day better, I was looking around for something fun to decorate his cast with, when I came across the Ouch Pouch. Besides the really funny name, it’s well designed and the fabric is really good. And the colors, oh the colors!
I never broke an arm, but if I do, that’s what I want it to heal into. I bet if they put these in hospitals, people would get better a lot faster. The “suffer in style” tagline – awesome!

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.99 on Quirky.

Do you know those days when you wake up just feeling like there you’re the king of the world? Or Superman? Or Batman? How about Iron Man? Well, for just those days, somewhere out there is the perfect T-shirt to bring out your superhero side. And today I found a great one for you.

The Iron Man armor T-shirt will bring out that six pack even if you don’t have one. Bright red and with a special designed place for a clip on arc, it’ll make you feel like a million bucks. Can you see yourself driving an R8 and fighting villains yet? I can.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Play.com.

Via Fashionablygeek.