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Daily Grind t-shirt

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Daily Grind t-shirtMMO designers know what they’re doing. They make a game that’s meant to suck your life out and glue you to the computer chair… and we love it and even pay for the privilege.

The Daily Grind t-shirt speaks the truth. At the bottom of it all, that’s what MMORPGs are about: that magical moment when you get another level up (or reputation reward, or achievement, or whatever else your favorite one does). And it’s just like this: log in, quest, farm, kill, loot, ding! and then log out, sleep and be ready for another day of the same.

Of course, we know why we love the games, there’s more to them than this. But there’s no denying the truth of the daily grind…

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18.95 on SplitReason.com.

T-Saurus t-shirt

T-Saurus t-shirtThe sad thing first: this is a kids’ t-shirt, so unless you’re very skinny adult, you won’t be able to wear it.

The cool thing: it’s a dinosaur! Which lights up! The T-Saurus t-shirt features a T-Rex skeleton with 5 flashing sequences, and is powered by 2 AAA batteries.

As usual with this type of t-shirt, the batteries are the downside. While they’re not huge, they’re not exactly small either and might prove uncomfortable. Is that a minor inconvenient? Depends on who’s asking.

But I’d say that, as long as it’s not worn day in and day out, this t-shirt could be just about perfect for a 10-year old who loves dinosaurs. (And I’m 100% sure there’s 20-somethings drooling all over it right now.)

How much under $29.99?
A little: £14.99 on ThumbsUpUK.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

Spoilt t-shirt

Spoilt t-shirtIf you haven’t managed to do it yet, you can become the no. 1 most hated person on a few people’s list just by wearing a t-shirt around them… with two conditions: a) it’s the Spoilt t-shirt; b) they haven’t seen the endings to several famous movies.

I think it’s time to warn you too, then: if you plan on watching The Sixth Sense, The Others, 300, The Usual Suspects, Planet of the Apes, A Beautiful Mind, Fight Club, Soylent Green, The Crying Game and a couple of others (even Dallas and Harry Potter!), don’t try to read the t-shirt. It’s made for bastards and I’m not one, so I don’t want to spoil them for you.

Now the trick is to find someone who hasn’t seen at least one of these movies, which could pose a problem, since they’re not famous without reason. But nothing’s impossible… just keep walking around wearing it. You’ll know when you found your man or woman the second you get punched in the face.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $15 on Threadless.com.

10 ways to stay warm this winter for less than $30

If you’re dreading to go to work in the morning because of the cold or shivering in front of the computer while reading this… you need some solutions for getting warm. Beside from alcoholic drinks in large quantities, that is. Which we don’t advocate.

And since being warm is something basic, it shouldn’t cost a lot, which is why all these 10 products cost less than $30. I don’t need to mention they’re just about perfect Christmas presents, do I?

On the street

Micro Handy Warmer Cell Phone Strap1. The Micro Handy Warmer Cell Phone Strap is more phone charm than hand warmer, but it can be used if you’re freezing, even though it’s tiny. However, its size makes it great for children (and you can bet they’ll be in awe at the way a liquid turns into a hot solid).

At home

Sweet Talking Bear2. If you’re going to be away, don’t let your significant other or kids feel cold and lonely. The Sweet Talking Bear can record and playback a short message and warm up the night with its microwaveable interior bag.

Cozy Feet Microwavable Foot Warmers3. Remember what mum said when you were young? Always wear socks and slippers. For many people, these is a must, and not just because they might catch a cold; for many of us, (literally) cold feet means freezing all over. A pair of Cozy Feet Microwavable Foot Warmers could solve the problem, at least for a while. If you can get used to the idea that something that was on your feet will be in the same place as food.

USB Big Slippers4. The USB Heating Slippers, on the other hand, don’t raise this problem. They’re perfect for the job… as long as you’re stationary. They come with a system that allows them to be detached from the USB port and worn around, but clumsy people should avoid them nonetheless. Good for long computer work nights.

Snuggie5. But it’s not all about computers and we don’t have USB ports all over the house. The Snuggie offers a low-tech and very smart heating method: the good ol’ blanket, in a new shape. It could be described as a blanket with sleeves or a huge house robe, but the bottom line is the same: you’ll be warm and still be able to use your hands.

In the office

USB Heating Mousepad6. Hand freezing on mouse is a terribly unpleasant sensation, but it’s usually unavoidable in cold or drafty rooms. Unless you do something about it, that is. The first solution is an USB Heating Mousepad, which warms up the area around it like a tiny heater and defrosts your hand in the process.

USB Warming Mouse Pad7. The second gadget for the problem has a similar name, USB Warming Mouse Pad, but a very distinctive look: a blue shark that “bites” down on the mouse - hand included. It seems to heat better and it’s more fun, but it can also impede movement, so it’s your call which of the two seems better.

USB Heating Gloves8. If you don’t feel like changing your mousepad, there’s still a way to keep your hands warm: USB Heating Gloves. They’re fingerless, to keep typing as easy as possible, but also come with a cover for the fingers for more effective heating during breaks.

USB Heated Shawl9. An USB Heated Shawl might sound like a silly idea at first, but that means you’ve never worked with people who like the keep the window open in winter (or you’re one of them). You’re at your computer anyway, so why not take advantage of it and power your heat source? It might make you look a bit like grandma, but you’ll be so warm you won’t care.

USB Eye Warmer10. Finally, for those who stare at the screen more hours than it’s comfortable: USB Eye Warmer. If for you resting your eyes involves heat, you’re the perfect cadidate for this. A little rest on lunch break and you’ll be ready to finish that important project without a headache.

Optima Prime t-shirt

Optima Prime t-shirtFun with fonts, yay!

Seeing art in letters is something I can’t imagine, so anyone who can do it has my complete admiration. I admit I’m thouroughly impressed by people who can create any kind of design from fonts, and the print on the Optima Prime t-shirt is one of the best examples I’ve seen, as well as a clever pun on the name of the Transformer.

How many fans typography and Transformers at the same time are there? Not so many, probably, but the result is so cool you don’t need to know anything about the TV show to enjoy it.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $13.75 on Zazzle.com.

Via Geekologie

Fork-n-Spoon t-shirt

Fork-n-Spoon t-shirtDid you ever wonder where sporks come from? They have existed for a hundred years, so their origin is lost in the mist of time. Maybe they were spawned from some 1800s designer’s creative mind?

Of course not! The Fork-n-Spoon t-shirt has the answer: it all starts when a fork and a spoon’s gazes meet across the crowd… The first shy dates, getting serious, a marriage attended by all the silverware drawer… Then a bunch of adorable baby sporks!

How could you not love this t-shirt?

(Remember, it has to be love. If your forks and spoons aren’t making sporks yet it just might mean they don’t like each other.)

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24 on ShanaLogic.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

Sofa Fort t-shirt

Sofa Fort t-shirtIt’s funny how many people from different backgrounds and countries sometimes share the same memories. If you had a couch with detachable pillows, odds are you built a fortress out of said pillows at least once, no matter where you grew up.

The Sofa Fort t-shirt celebrates that. And, really, we all have day when we’d rather be hiding out in our childhood fort rather than face the real world… It’s usually an impossible wish, but hey, a t-shirt will at least bring a smile and some nostalgia.

(And then you’ll understand one of the reasons why having children is good: you get to goof around and no one questions your sanity.)

How much under $29.99?
A little: $22 on CrazyDogTShirts.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

USB Heating Slippers

USB Big SlippersFor someone who has cold feet (literally) even in the middle of summer, the mention of “USB heated slippers” triggers an “I want!” reflex. But then, when the whole thing registers…

USB heating. Hmmm. How do you wear slippers attached to a computer? Actually, the USB Big Slippers are even weirder: “they” are actually one slipper, large enough to fit both your feet, so there’s no way to move anyway (unless you like hopping around). They come in two styles, monkey and strawberry, and they actually look pretty cute.

On the other hand, there’s three models of regular slippers (panda, for men, for ladies) which could be used to walk around the house, if they weren’t tethered to the PC. Yes, the cable can be unplugged, but wanna bet how often you’ll remember to do that? I don’t see a bright future here.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $25 on Gadget4All.com.

Via Ubergizmo

Girlfriend Aggro t-shirt

Girlfriend Aggro t-shirtThe life of a gamer with a girlfriend who doesn’t like video games is complicated. It’s great that there’s a girl who loves him, but even she gets fed up with endless World of Warcraft or Fallout 3 sessions. Balancing a time-consuming hobby and a relationship can be tricky.

For gamers, “brb gf aggro” is a well-known phrase and all males can sympathize with the poor guy. The Girlfriend Aggro t-shirt is better worn when the lady is not around, but it would be a hit at any gaming convention… especially if you leave her in the car, tell her you’ll only say “hi” to the guys and end up staying for 3 hours.

Although, in that case, one minute won’t be near enough for her to yell at you.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.98 on GameAmp.com.

Chewbacca Slippers

Chewbacca SlippersIs your life truly complete? Yeah, there’s a good job, your faithful lover, a nice account in the bank and great friends… but do you have a pair of Chewbacca Slippers?

Thought so. But we can fix that.

Starting with the obvious: these slippers are decorated with Chewie’s head in plush form (thank God, imagine how bloody they’d be if it were really his head…). They’re soft, fluffy and comfortable, and go up to size 12 (men’s). And you won’t be fulfilled until you own them.

All right, they’re pretty disturbing, but I know a couple of Star Wars fans who’d have their credit cards out in 5 seconds.

How much under $29.99?
Exactly $29.99 on ThinkGeek.com.

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