I am really a fan of taking words literally, mainly because it’s incredibly funny and it can stir quite some debates, but even for me this is…well…surprising. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hillbilly BRIEFcase.
Yes, it’s a briefcase made of brand new tidy whites (thank God for that!). The wooden handle is quite the touch and it’s very useful for those people who don’t notice your wonderful bag from the start. You know, just in case no one notices that you’re wearing a piece of underwear as a briefcase or even as a purse, in case you’re a girl. Would you be brave enough to wear this outside? I’m not sure I would be, but it would sure make a memorable birthday gift!
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.98 on Amazon.
Via Bookfishjoe.
My love for Tim Burton is growing every single day. While waiting for his Alice in Wonderland (coming up next spring), why not remember one of his classics. Edward Scissorhands Babydoll is one complex t-shirt. As a girl, if you want to keep a guy staring at your breast for hours minutes, this is just what you were looking for.
It can work for guys too. When your girlfriend will start wearing this, and you’ll see that horrible thing described above happen several times a day, you will desperately feel the need for a slicing and dicing device and, how convenient, you’ll have your complete tutorial right at hand. (No touching!)
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 on ThinkGeek.
This is too cute! It reminds me of Anne Geddes and her crazy work with kids. I am not really into torturing poor, unaware babies for adults amusement, but we can make an exception for this Lobster Baby Costume. I wonder, if the baby wears this for Halloween, what will mommy and daddy put on to match his style? Dory and Nemo? Little Mermaid and Captain Jack Sparow? Or should they both dress up as chefs and carry their seafood-infant in a pot?
If your kid is six to twelve months old, do gift him with this unique first humiliating memory. Who knows, maybe he will share some lobster photos on Facebook in a couple of years and give blackmail material to all his friends.
How much under $29.99?
A little: $22.47 on Amazon.
Now we know why dinosaurs really hunted each other: they weren’t carnivores, they were candyvores!
This state of affairs gave birth to the adorable Sweet Tooth t-shirt and its pinata-style violence, and it’s difficult not to love it. That T-Rex looks a bit menacing, but if you don’t have lollipops as your innards you should be fine. Right?
P.S. This totally asks for a “nom nom nom”.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Threadless.com.
Everything is going the Apple way… even Saint Patrick’s Day. But it doesn’t look half bad, so the Steve Jobs fanboys win this one.
The iRish t-shirt comes with the iconic iPod style of design, and of course the white I-know-they-suck-but-they-came-in-the-box headphones.
Not truly impressive, but a nice t-shirt nevertheless in case you want to wear something special on March 17th but would rather drop the leprechauns and Guinness beer.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.99 on RetroPlusApparel.com.
Have you ever wondered what sheep dream about? Jumping fences? I doubt it.
But now, the question is finally answered by the Dreaming of Androids t-shirt. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Well, as long as we’re talking about electric sheep, at least (look at that little power cord, aww).
Best suited for Philip K. Dick fans, of course, but the design is so good it would be a shame to not recommend it to everyone, really.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on BreadPig.com.
Via TCritic
What is a cloned dinosaur good for?
1. Running amok on an island killing everything in sight while laying eggs to make more dinosaurs to kill everything in sight;
2. Food.
The scientist on the Jurassic BBQ t-shirt chose the latter and he seems very happy with his burgers. See kids, that’s why we need science in our lives!
If you decide to do it too, make sure you choose the right size of dinosaur to clone. Modern fridges weren’t meant for storing Brachiosaurus…
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.49 on WearScience.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
A certain drawing of a spider got its share of internet fame at the end of 2008. Prankster David Throne tried to use a drawing as payment for an overdue account, posted it to his website.. then the Digg effect gave him the 15 minutes of fame (and the usual crashed server).
Now you can proudly display the spider on your chest: the Spider Drawing t-shirt is available for $14.50. Not that anyone who isn’t a computer nerd will know what the hell it is… On the other hand, it is pretty cute, even though it doesn’t have 8 legs.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.50 on NerdyShirts.com.
Via Geekologie
We’ve played Space Invaders (or at least heard about it), but we’ve never wondered how exactly do the aliens know what to do. We had instructions, but did they?
Apparently they had even better: a class in invading, pictured on the A Simple Plan t-shirt. It’s not very complicated to us, but do we know how difficult it might be for the aliens to stay so neatly in line, never flinching when they get gunned down, never breaking formation? At least the drill sergeat is making an effort to explain, diagrams and all…
How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Threadless.com.
Still eagerly waiting for Watchmen? Well, bad news: they’re replaced all the actors with 8-bit ghosts are yellow circles. The Who Pacs The Pacmen? t-shirt is the first official merchandise to be released.
You know you want to wear it on opening night… While everyone else will be wearing clothes with fancy Latin lines about custodes, show the world a little humor. Quis pacet ipsos pacmen?
How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.95 on RedBubble.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
