LOLcats are an undeniable internet phenomenon, but people seem to be running out of imagination… Am I the only one who’s noticed that? The latest cats on I Can Has Cheezburger sometimes feel like cheap copies of the originals and lolcatspeak has been done to death.
If you’re sick of misspelled cuteness, the God Kills a LOLcat t-shirt can convey your dissatisfaction for you. It manages to bring two internet memes together: LOLcats and “every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten”. And it has kitties! Ok, dead kitties, but you must admit the artwork is cute as hell (except for the blood). Maybe some die-hard captioners can spare us from the bad grammar – or at least try to be funnier.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.99 on ThinkGeek.com.
It’s been a while since the last Princess Bride-themed product here. It was also a t-shirt, incidentally (but it had Inigo Montoya).
Today we take on another scene in the movie, with the Have Fun Storming the Castle t-shirt. Does this ring a bell? (And if it doesn’t, you can check out the scene on YouTube.)
Bye bye boys!
Have fun storming the castle!
Think it’ll work?
It’ll take a miracle…
Castles are, by definition, big, with walls, well guarded and troublesome things like that. But since you’re determined, why not? Have fun storming the castle!
How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.99 on ThinkGeek.com.
I’ve spoken about my World of Warcraft passion around here (but I do not claim I am very good at it and I don’t want to debate whether WoW is killing gaming or whatever). Yesterday I was browsing and I ran into this very cool t-shirt which I’m sure every WoW player will love.
Home. That place where it’s warm and cozy. Where the inn, and the mailbox, and (probably) the Auction House is. And the oh so useful portals, if you’re reached the level needed to get into Shattrah. We all know that Home is Where the Hearthstone is. And we know the woe of the one hour cooldown… it’s the online-equivalent of being stranded in the rain, waiting for the express bus you just missed and having to take the slowest bus you ever saw. Then a boat. Then another bus.
You know what I mean. This one also has a women’s version, so it’s going on my wishlist.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on Jinx.com.
The age-old (internet) battle: pirates or ninjas? If you’re a pirate fan, go plunder a ship or something. If you think ninjas are the best, however, stick around.
How do you tell a ninja’s behind you? You find a shuriken sticking out of you – it’s a ninja, you won’t see it! That’s what the Invisible Ninja t-shirt suggests. Featuring white text (“There’s a ninja on the back of my shirt”) on black (of course), it will make you check first and then wonder what’s with the belly wound. But, of course, you’re not trained in ninja-spotting so you won’t be able to find him.
Pirate lovers should start looking for something to match this…
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on ThinkGeek.com.
Do you think you’re smart and know what HTML stands for? Ok, HyperText Markup Language might be what you use everyday, but the I Know HTML t-shirt isn’t talking about that. In this case, HTML is short for How To Meet Ladies.
Truth is… if you’re wearing this shirt, you’ll probably be getting more puzzled looks and laughs (“Haha, geek, you won’t meet any girl in that!” type of laughs) than smiles. But – there’s a but, and this time it’s something positive – the girls who will be smiling will be the ones who get the joke. Which are exactly your target, right? The fact that she knows what HTML is and can recognize a comment doesn’t ensure she loves to code as much as you do, but at least you speak a similar language.
I know a couple of girls who would definitely go out with someone wearing this. Hurry to get it while it’s on sale!
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on ThinkGeek.com.
The is so much Simpsons merchandise out there, even hardcore fans cannot get it all. You have to be a bit selective, if you don’t want to fill your house with junk (and possibily fill your inbox with bills).
I think this one’s worth it. The Simpsons Cast t-shirt features every character in the show, from Ralph Wiggum to Radioactive Man. Beside looking cool, this t-shirt can spawn a new type of “Where’s Wally?”. Choose a character and ask a friend to locate him. Or point at one and get your friends to try to remember the name. Of course, you’d better not choose Bart or Homer if you want to have fun. Just make sure you know who you’re talking about.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on SpencersOnline.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
Celebrating love is great, but we must not overlook other types of holidays – i.e. the kind which celebrates booze. Although I’m pretty sure the real St. Patrick wouldn’t advise people to go drinking and pass out, many of you use March 17th as an occasion to do just that. And, if you’re going to be lying on the floor of some pub, at least do it in style (and entertain the people trying not to step on you).
The notion of an Irish Yoga t-shirt can be baffling… until you see the illustration, that is. Irish Yoga is, simply put, passing out drunk in various interesting positions.The t-shirt is, obviously, green, especially for the occasion.
My hobbies don’t include getting that drunk, but funny t-shirts are always a favorite of mine. Of course, this particular one, although great, doesn’t come in a ladies’ model.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.95 on TShirtOutlet.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
Has evolution stopped or is man still evolving? If the latter is true, what are we evolving into?
This Evolution of Man t-shirt has the answer: game freaks. Forget monkeys! The next stage in evolution started when the first human inserted the first token in an arcade game. The world hasn’t been the same since…
The t-shirt version of that famous comic strip that’s been doing the rounds online is sweet. A must-have for any gamer who’s ever lost at least part of his life in front of a screen. (Says the girl running World of Warcraft on the other PC while writing this…)
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.88 on GameAsylum.us.
Via FashionablyGeek
I’ve always liked smart t-shirts. Especially when they’re not smarter than me – i.e. when I get the joke.
You don’t need to be too smart to get this, just to remember a bit from your Chemistry classes. The Solution Babydoll t-shirt has some drawings of lab equipment and the text “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate”.
Despite my above comment, I admit I’d get this just to look smarter than most. Unfortunately, I am sure that just a fraction of the people who did Chemistry in school remember what a precipitate is, so the t-shirt will at least filter out those guys who thought high-school was that thing in between the rounds of beer.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on ThinkGeek.com.
I’m going to be the first to admit that I did cheat in school. Guilty as charged. History also happened to be one of my least favorite subjects – all those dates, ugh.
So I feel a sort of connection to this t-shirt. Come on, it’s an U.S. History Cheat T-Shirt! You need a very creative mind to print the most important historical dates on a t-shirt – upside down, so you can read it.
Honestly, I don’t really think reading your t-shirt would work in an exam. You’d have to make some pretty awkward motions which would alert the teacher, but the idea itself is very cool. A suble way of saying “I cheat, but look how cool I do it.”
How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.95 on SnorgTees.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
