There a “Life of the party” position you might want to fill in and I have just the thing to get you through the interview. Behold [drums] the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt!
This crafty invention has been conceived after much pondering and after careful experiments conducted by experienced physicians worldwide. They have managed to attach a bottle opening robot to a black T-shirt! Evrika! All that’s left for you to do is place bottle into the robot’s hand, tilt SLIGHTLY and the bottle opens. And mind this: turn it inside out when putting it in your washing machine if you don’t want to lose your precious T-shirt.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 on Thinkgeek.