I think I’ve made it clear by now that I love office toys. There’s a sick kind of pleasure in imagining firing away at your work mates. Though I’m sure many would like to use more… lethal force on some of the annoying bastards they have to share a room with – I’m sorry, that’s not allowed. But blasting them with some toy missiles can offer at least some degree of satisfaction.
Enter the Rapid Assault cannon. It has no less than a rapid-fire 12-shot cannon and a range of 20 feet, so your victim won’t even know what hit him (repeatedly). It shoots foam darts, of course, so you won’t be able to cause more than annoyance – but I don’t have to tell you not to aim for the eyes, right?
How much under $29.99?
A little: $20.99 on Amazon.com.