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		<title>Nature&#8217;s Variety Dry Dog Food, Instinct Grain Free Duck and Turkey Diet, 25.3-Pound Bag</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Natural Balance Dry Dog Food, Grain Free Limited Ingredient Diet Venison and Sweet Potato Recipe, 28&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Natural Balance Dry Dog Food, Grain Free Limited Ingredient Diet Bison and Sweet Potato Recipe, 28&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Natural Balance Dry Dog Food, Grain Free Limited Ingredient Diet Fish and Sweet Potato Recipe, 28&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 21:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Natural Balance Dry Dog Food, Grain Free Limited Ingredient Diet Lamb Meal and Brown Rice Recipe, 28&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Natural Balance Limited Ingredient Diets Lamb Meal & Brown Rice Formula is a single source meat protein and single source carbohydrate formula. No other meat or carbohydrate sources are added to this special diet.
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		<title>Nature&#8217;s Variety Canned Dog Food, Instinct Canine Chicken Diet, 13.2-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 22:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Instinct is made by Nature's Variety, a natural pet food company located in Lincoln, Nebraska. Our team is passionate about providing proper, holistic nutrition for your beloved dog and cat. Instinct products are designed so you can feed canned and kibble food in a variety of flavors to your pet. We are proud pet parents, just like you! So we understand that your pet has a special place in your family, in your life, and in your heart. Our products are sold across the United States and Canada in local and national pet specialty stores. Our passion for holistic pet nutrition extends from our market-leading raw formulas to our grain-free kibble and cans. Our customers send us testimonials every day telling us that our products have transformed the lives of their pets.
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		<title>Natural Balance Dry Dog Food, Grain Free Limited Ingredient Diet Small Bites Duck and Potato&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[NEW! Natural Balance Small Bites Potato & Duck Dry Dog Food FOR SMALL BREEDS is our special Allergy Formula, made specifically for small breed dogs and puppies prone to allergies!
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		<title>Portion Pals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a bit puzzled as to how much people can eat (and think it&#8217;s normal). My stomach pretty much tells me &#8220;stop eating or you&#8217;ll not like the results&#8221; after a medium-sized meal, but, well, I guess some people don&#8217;t have this close a relationship with their stomachs. For them, there&#8217;s the Portion Pals. Which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=12308&#038;itemType=PRODUCT&#038;path=1%2C3%2C474&#038;iProductID=12308"><img ALIGN="left" ALT="Portion Pals" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/portion_pals.jpg" /></a>I&#8217;m a bit puzzled as to how much people can eat (and think it&#8217;s normal). My stomach pretty much tells me &#8220;stop eating or you&#8217;ll not like the results&#8221; after a medium-sized meal, but, well, I guess some people don&#8217;t have this close a relationship with their stomachs.</p>
<p>For them, there&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=12308&#038;itemType=PRODUCT&#038;path=1%2C3%2C474&#038;iProductID=12308"><strong>Portion Pals</strong></a>. Which means 5 plastic discs (one each for meat, fish, chicken, bread and dessert) designed to help you measure your food.</p>
<p>I have a few questions. How do you cut chicken in a rectangular shape? What if your steak is 1 inch thick? What if a dessert is a cake full of chocolate and sugar and one is a biscuit? I fail to the how these can be useful. I refuse to think people are this stupid. If you&#8217;re going to diet, do it by weighing your food properly. If you&#8217;re not, just think before you eat!</p>
<p><strong>How much under $29.99?</strong><br />
Some: <a href="http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=12308&#038;itemType=PRODUCT&#038;path=1%2C3%2C474&#038;iProductID=12308">$17.95 on Solutions.com</a>.</p>
<p><font size="1">Via <a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/03/06/portionpals-make-measuring-proper-portions-easy/">OhGizmo!</a></font></p>
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		<title>Top 9 Valentine&#8217;s Day presents that will get you dumped</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a &#8220;how NOT to&#8221; guide. Or perhaps a &#8220;how to dump someone in the nastiest way possible&#8221; guide. Choose one, depending on what you plan for this Valentine&#8217;s Day. The following products are the stupidest presents for Valentine&#8217;s Day we could find. 9. Beer Mug of Blooms. The only thing this says is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a &#8220;how <strong>NOT</strong> to&#8221; guide. Or perhaps a &#8220;how to dump someone in the nastiest way possible&#8221; guide. Choose one, depending on what you plan for this Valentine&#8217;s Day. The following products are the stupidest presents for Valentine&#8217;s Day we could find.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1800flowers.com/beer-mug-of-blooms-16341"><img ALIGN="left" width="100px" ALT="Beer Mug of Blooms" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/beer_mug_blooms.jpg" /></a><strong>9</strong>. <a href="http://www.s2999.com/beer-mug-of-blooms.html"><strong>Beer Mug of Blooms</strong></a>. The only thing this says is <em>&#8220;Honey, I went out to buy you the most beautiful bouquet for this special day, but I got lost and ended up in the pub.&#8221;</em> <em>Not</em> the message you want to send on Valentine&#8217;s.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Love-Stinks-Soap-Set_CA2742_ps_gfr.html"><img ALIGN="right" width="100px" ALT="Love Stinks Soap Set" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/love_stinks.jpg" /></a><strong>8</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/love-stinks-soap-set.html">Love Stinks Soap Set</a></strong>. I have to admit it&#8217;s a funny idea (love stinks, let&#8217;s wash it off with a nice soap), but the whole point of this holiday is that love is great. Save this for when you want to dump him/her.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/product_id/4419"><img ALIGN="left" width="100px" ALT="name" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/talking_rose.jpg" /></a><strong>7</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/talking-rose.html">Talking Rose</a></strong>. Who invents these things? A plastic rose with a microphone? A fake flower and a recording can never replace a real one and a passionate &#8220;I love you&#8221;. Save your money for better things.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/product_id/4421"><img ALIGN="right" width="100px" ALT="USB pig radio" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/usb_pig_radio.jpg" /></a><strong>6</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/usb-pig-radio.html">USB Pig Radio</a></strong>. Adorable, sure. But guys, pink is not always a sign that the product is made for Valentine&#8217;s. She&#8217;ll only think you&#8217;re saying she&#8217;s fat like a pig.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Valentine-Heart-Toilet-Paper_CA2732_ps_gfr.html"><img ALIGN="left" width="100px" ALT="Valentine Heart Toilet Paper" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/heart_toilet_paper.jpg" /></a><strong>5</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/valentine-heart-toilet-paper.html">Valentine Heart Toilet Paper</a></strong>. Only for girls who think Valentine&#8217;s is overrated. Put this in the bathroom on your girlfriend&#8217;s favourite day and prepare to get the silent treatment.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.restorationhardware.com/rh/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1392063&#038;navAction=jump&#038;navCount=1"><img ALIGN="right" width="100px" ALT="Halitosis Detector" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/halitosis_detector.jpg" /></a><strong>4</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/halitosis-detector.html">Halitosis Detector</a></strong> (bad breath, that is). <em>&#8220;My love, your breath stinks.&#8221;</em> No. Never. Do not even think about it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.anrdoezrs.net/jf104biroiq58E67A9F5769BC98A?sid=bittersweets&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thinkgeek.com%2Fcaffeine%2Fcandy%2Fa03c%2F%3Fref%3Dc" target="_blank" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.thinkgeek.com/';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=' ';return true;"><img ALIGN="left" width="100px" ALT="Despair, Inc. Bittersweets" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/dumped_bittersweets.jpg" /></a><strong>3</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/despair-inc-bittersweets.html">&#8220;Dumped&#8221; Despair Inc. Bitersweets</a></strong>. If you&#8217;re feeling real mean, wrap the box in a nice paper and watched her stunned face as she reads the messages on the seemingly-harmless candy hearts.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/cat/2/subcat/59/product_id/4853"><img ALIGN="right" width="100px" ALT="Diet Decision Maker" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/diet_decision_maker.jpg" /></a><strong>2</strong>. <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/diet-decision-maker.html">Diet Decision Maker</a></strong> magnet. The USB pig might have suggested she&#8217;s fat, this one is outright saying it. Guaranteed to get you dumped.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.seefred.com/cgi-bin/shop.pl/page=breastsuspenders.htm"><img ALIGN="left" width="100px" ALT="Over the Hill Breast Suspenders" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/breast_suspenders.jpg" /></a><strong>1</strong>. And, last but definitely not least&#8230; <strong><a href="http://www.s2999.com/over-the-hill-breast-suspenders.html">Breast Suspenders</a></strong>. I hope I don&#8217;t have to spell this out for you. <strong>NO</strong>.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to argue with people who said that all women are unsatisfied with their weight, but I have since given up. Most women are, and the minority doesn&#8217;t really count. But, really, a magnetic cherry bakewell tart which dispenses dieting &#8220;pearls of wisdom&#8221;?! It&#8217;s called a Diet Decision Maker and I guess the point [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/cat/2/subcat/59/product_id/4853"><img ALIGN="left" ALT="Diet Decision Maker" SRC="http://www.s2999.com/images/diet_decision_maker.jpg" /></a>I used to argue with people who said that all women are unsatisfied with their weight, but I have since given up. <em>Most</em> women are, and the minority doesn&#8217;t really count.</p>
<p>But, really, a magnetic cherry bakewell tart which dispenses dieting &#8220;pearls of wisdom&#8221;?! It&#8217;s called a <a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/cat/2/subcat/59/product_id/4853"><strong>Diet Decision Maker</strong></a> and I guess the point is that, if you get a craving for some fatty or sweet food, you push it and it tells you something witty that will make you reconsider. Among its lines are <em>&#8220;Those who indulge bulge&#8221;</em>, <em>&#8220;A carrot cake does not count in your five a day&#8221;</em>, <em>&#8220;Naughty pickers wear big knickers&#8221;</em>, <em>&#8220;A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips&#8221;</em> and <em>&#8220;When the diet gets tough, the tough get chocolate&#8221;</em> &#8211; and none of them sound witty enough. </p>
<p>Also, a dieting device shaped like a CAKE?! I&#8217;m not on a diet and I&#8217;m already craving something sweet! Ugh.</p>
<p><strong>How much under $29.99?</strong><br />
A lot: <a href="http://www.alt-gifts.com/shop/shop/page/product/cat/2/subcat/59/product_id/4853">~$9.70 on Alt-Gifts.com</a>.</p>
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