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Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to have cars. Just because you passed your exam doesn’t mean you can forget anything you learnt and drive like a madman. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should park on 2 spaces and block the whole street.

Before you use more drastic measures (keys, hammer and the like) on the offender’s car, maybe a more suble approach can work. For example, fake parking tickets. They look like a real one… until the victim reads the text. The offense list includes: Mentally Handicapped Driver, Parking Like a Jack-Ass, Driving a Hunk of Crap, Inventing a Parking Space, Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!), Too Stupid to Drive a Car, Ugly Driver Violation, Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music and Parking While Being a Real Bitch. You’ll probably find one for every annoying driver you meet…

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.89 for 10 tickets, on PrankPlace.com.

30 minutes to pick the perfect wrapping paper? Lots of money to get your present gift-wrapped? Naaah, why waste time and money when you can get a perfectly good gift box in a couple of clicks?

Well, perhaps because these gift boxes are printed with stupid fake gifts. The set has four to choose from:
- Visorganizer - an organizer made to be worn on the visor of your hat
- 28-Piece Professional Whisk Set - a LOT of whisks
- Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm - well, “alarm” is not the right word, as the supposed nature sounds will only ensure you die peacefully, in your sleep
- Auto Power Strip - a power trip that allegedly lets your plug in 8 items

Use these to get back at old enemies or to make fun of friends. Given the amount of crap on sale nowadays, they all seem credible.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 on TheOnion.com.

Via uncrate