I’m not sure if to be totally freaked out by this or if it’s actually useful. Hygiene addicts, this goes out to you 
(and me, since I am one myself). If you love your bidet at home and, obviously, can’t take it along during a trip, I have a viable option for you: the Sanicare Portable Bidet.
I’m still on the fence about the price and utility, but you can never know ’till you try it, right?
How much under $29.99?
A little: $29.95 on Amazon.
Via BoingBoing.
I don’t care if they’re more comfortable, eco-friendly or whatnot, but the Wallypop Toilet Wipes are just too gross.
Yes, they’re exactly what you think they are: reusable cloth toilet “paper”. Yes, you have to wash them in the machine you use for all your clothes (or by hand, if you’re so inclined). Yes, you have to store them somewhere between use and wash. Yes, I think it’s disgusting.
But if you feel you can take it.. there’s lots of types to choose from: basic wipes (one layer of soft flannel and one layer of knit terry), premium wipes (one layer of soft flannel and one layer of super soft velour), hemp wipes (two layers of hemp French terry with one smooth side and one loopy side) and sherpa wipes (two layers of soft cotton sherpa). They also come in many patterns, but I wonder who really cares about that.
My take: maybe good toilet paper is more expensive, but I’d rather pay more (much more) than resort to this. Humans progressed for a reason… otherwise we’d still be wiping with leaves (what, they’re even biodegradable!)
How much under $29.99?
Some: $11-$20 on Wallypop.net.
Via GearDiary
