Pirate life is busy. How is a poor guy supposed to remember which ship to pillage on Friday or where the treasure is hidden?
The answer is, naturally, a Pirate Organizer. Each set includes an address book, a sticker sheet with appropriate piratey things, a journcaptain’s log and a pen, enough for any modern pirate’s daily life.
Pirate stuff is cool, but this set can be more than a toy; it can teach kids how to be a little more organized and responsible from a young age. And, even if it doesn’t (my parents tried, failed), at least he’ll be the envy of his friends for a couple of days.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.95 on McPhee.com.
Yarr matey! If you want to be a real pirate an eye patch and a treasure map aren’t enough, you need to accesorize more! (But don’t go overboard, you don’t need a real peg leg or a hook hand.)
If you want to be the envy of the whole playgroffice get yerself a Jolly Roger Pirate Pocket Watch. Retro is the new black, and pirates are just plain cool (at least since Johnny Depp made them so), therefore a pocket watch with the skull and crossbones is as good as it gets!
I have to add, though, just in case: it’s recommended for a costume party or as a gift for a kid, not a day at the office. Unless you want stares from your business partners who don’t appreciate the finer things in life. Yarr!
How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on TrueSwords.com.
Via FashionablyGeek
The pirates vs ninjas debate is endless, but if you, like me, feel that pirates are way better (and they have Johnny Depp!), you will be interested in this.
The Pirates Skull and Crossbones Black Domed Lunchbox will make you the envy of the lunch hall. The skull and crossbones pattern will stand out among all those plain boxes, and who can make fun of someone who brings his meal from home as long as it’s in a box that looks as cool as this?
And remember: if someone’s looking at you funny, he’s a ninja sympathizer. Beware.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $15.95 on WickedCoolStuff.com.