If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

What do you do after a breakup?
a) Find the next available guy/girl and forget about the ex
b) Wallow in self-pity for a month or two.

If you want to go for b), but are not quite sure which way of feeling sorry for yourself to choose, the After the Breakup Wheel O’ Wisdom will help you solve this dilemma. It features feelings like “angry”, “betrayed”, “stunned”, “bewildered” and lots more, so there’s plenty to choose from.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.50 on PerpetualKid.com.

Valentine’s Day is here, it’s a bit too late to be buying gifts (or maybe it’s not, if you were lazy), but this was too cool to pass up.

If you really want to show the world you’re attached, without being too obvious, buying matching things is a good idea. Of course, you can get a billion types of hearts, but Ball and Chain Keyrings are so much more fun! Really, there is too much cheesiness in the world, we need more people expressing their affection in funny ways.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.38 on IWantOneofThose.com.