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Happy soap

andra — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:46:55 +0000

They say there’s nothing a good soap can’t wash off. Well, actually, “they” don’t say that, but I just did. :) I do believe in the power of a refreshing shower. Especially when there’s something happy involved. No, not that!

I’d like to introduce you to the Happy soap that claims it can a solution to your crappy life. Let’s hope the yummy citrus scene, the cute yellow color and the flowers on it will light up your mood and you’ll be able to better enjoy life.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on Amazon.

Soap Sheets

Jen — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:50:09 +0000

I’ve been told my backpack is an emergency survival kit and, to an extent, that’s correct. I like to carry a lot of things with me, just in case I need them.

The Soap Sheets would fit right in. A compact pack of 100 “leaves” easily fits in any backback or bag and you don’t have to carry a wet soap around with you. Just pull out a sheet, put your hands under a faucet and wash. It sounds extremely practical for travel or backpacking, when you don’t have time to let your normal bar of soap dry. (I, for one, hate carry wet soap, even if it’s in a container I always worry it’s going to drip on my clothes.)

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12.99 on WhateverWorks.com.

Via bookofjoe

Top 9 Valentine’s Day presents that will get you dumped

Jen — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:21:13 +0000

This is a “how NOT to” guide. Or perhaps a “how to dump someone in the nastiest way possible” guide. Choose one, depending on what you plan for this Valentine’s Day. The following products are the stupidest presents for Valentine’s Day we could find.

9. Beer Mug of Blooms. The only thing this says is “Honey, I went out to buy you the most beautiful bouquet for this special day, but I got lost and ended up in the pub.” Not the message you want to send on Valentine’s.

8. Love Stinks Soap Set. I have to admit it’s a funny idea (love stinks, let’s wash it off with a nice soap), but the whole point of this holiday is that love is great. Save this for when you want to dump him/her.

7. Talking Rose. Who invents these things? A plastic rose with a microphone? A fake flower and a recording can never replace a real one and a passionate “I love you”. Save your money for better things.

6. USB Pig Radio. Adorable, sure. But guys, pink is not always a sign that the product is made for Valentine’s. She’ll only think you’re saying she’s fat like a pig.

5. Valentine Heart Toilet Paper. Only for girls who think Valentine’s is overrated. Put this in the bathroom on your girlfriend’s favourite day and prepare to get the silent treatment.

4. Halitosis Detector (bad breath, that is). “My love, your breath stinks.” No. Never. Do not even think about it.

3. “Dumped” Despair Inc. Bitersweets. If you’re feeling real mean, wrap the box in a nice paper and watched her stunned face as she reads the messages on the seemingly-harmless candy hearts.

2. Diet Decision Maker magnet. The USB pig might have suggested she’s fat, this one is outright saying it. Guaranteed to get you dumped.

1. And, last but definitely not least… Breast Suspenders. I hope I don’t have to spell this out for you. NO.

Love Stinks Soap Set

Jen — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:41:16 +0000

Anyone bitter? The ex is a bastard or spent all your money then dumped you? This won’t do anything to help you get even, but it might make you feel better. Since misery loves company you might even get to share stories with the guests who use this soap.

Love Stinks it says, and so it does… at least occasionally. However, you might find that, as you use the soap and the writing washes off, so will your bitterness and hurt. You never know.

Each set includes two soaps, so you can save one for the next boy/girlfriend, just in case.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.95 on whatonearthcatalog.com.