Everything below $299.9 » suspender http://www.s2999.com Find the coolest things, all priced below $299.9 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:00:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Over the Hill Breast Suspenders http://www.s2999.com/over-the-hill-breast-suspenders.html http://www.s2999.com/over-the-hill-breast-suspenders.html#comments Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:16:51 +0000 Jen http://www.s2999.com/over-the-hill-breast-suspenders.html Over the Hill Breast SuspendersThe amount of crap items in my RSS feeds has been growing lately… And I feel this compulsion to write about them. Maybe I’m masochistic.

Also masochistic is anyone who even thinks of buying the Over the Hill Breast Suspenders. If you’re a woman – ow. If you’re a man, any female you give this to will kick you with the nearest sharp object… The product description says that it’s supposed to provide extra support, turn saggy into perky again and serve as a safety strap during sporting activities; it ends with this gem: “Be the first on your block to look 20 years younger again.” I don’t understand exactly how they work, but won’t the straps show under your shirt anyway?

Um. Ok, a nice idea, but… breast suspenders?! *shudder*

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $5.50 on SeeFred.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

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