Today we have the first top 10 on this blog. We’ll have a top like this every week and I’ll bring you all the strange, funny and plain crazy gadgets I can find related to one topic in particular. This week, we have the Top 10 World Football Cup:
1. You wake up in the morning with the World Cup Alarm Clock and you set it to ring for the matches. God forbid you should miss a minute!
How much under $29.99?
Some: $10.99 on Sourcesquare.
Via Bookfishjoe.

2. The “Devuvuzelator” – we’ve all heard that terribly annoying sound and we all want it to be gone (even though even Youtube embraced it). Now you can filter out the noise using this audio processing plugin and get rid of that awful sound.
How much under $29.99?
Well, it’s free at Isophonics.
Via Gizmag.

3. The Picnic Table Condiment Set is what you need for the daily barbecue you’ll have with your friends when they come over to watch the games.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.45 on Amazon.
Via Neatoshop.

4. You’ll also need The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics, because how else are you going to show your friends that not only you know your football, but you also know the subtle liaisons between them?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $10.17 on Amazon.

5. Of course, you’ll also need your Adidas World Cup 2010 Mini Soccer Ball to kick around the house and drive your significant other crazy (in the sad situation when he/she is not a football fan).
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $11.85 on Amazon.

6. No football match is complete without cold beer and if there’s no one to get it from the fridge for you, you’ll need at least one of these Beer Guzzler Yellow Helmets. If you don’t already own one, don’t tell anyone, because you’ll be the laughingstock of the World Cup.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $8.50 on Amazon.

7. For all your snacking needs, this S’Mores Maker is perfect. You can prepare yourself a snack during the break and be right back on the sofa or in your favorite chair as soon as the whistle is blown.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7 on Amazon.

8. There is no way you can go out nowadays without the Adidas World Cup 2010 Soccer T-Shirt.
I mean, you’ll totally be out of style if you don’t have this in your closet yet. What were you thinking?
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.75 on Amazon.

9. Support our football team by suiting up your iPhone with a special World Cup 2010 Series case. What can be more supportive than that?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3.99 on Amazon.

10. There’s just one thing that you need, now that you’re all geared up. Yes. It may be annoying, it may be stupid, but after the 2010 World Cup, it’ll be one heck of a souvenir. Ladies and gentlemen, the vuzuela.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.79 on Amazon.

Now we know why dinosaurs really hunted each other: they weren’t carnivores, they were candyvores!

This state of affairs gave birth to the adorable Sweet Tooth t-shirt and its pinata-style violence, and it’s difficult not to love it. That T-Rex looks a bit menacing, but if you don’t have lollipops as your innards you should be fine. Right?

P.S. This totally asks for a “nom nom nom”.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Threadless.com.

Everything is going the Apple way… even Saint Patrick’s Day. But it doesn’t look half bad, so the Steve Jobs fanboys win this one.

The iRish t-shirt comes with the iconic iPod style of design, and of course the white I-know-they-suck-but-they-came-in-the-box headphones.

Not truly impressive, but a nice t-shirt nevertheless in case you want to wear something special on March 17th but would rather drop the leprechauns and Guinness beer.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.99 on RetroPlusApparel.com.

Have you ever wondered what sheep dream about? Jumping fences? I doubt it.

But now, the question is finally answered by the Dreaming of Androids t-shirt. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Well, as long as we’re talking about electric sheep, at least (look at that little power cord, aww).

Best suited for Philip K. Dick fans, of course, but the design is so good it would be a shame to not recommend it to everyone, really.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on BreadPig.com.

Via TCritic

What is a cloned dinosaur good for?
1. Running amok on an island killing everything in sight while laying eggs to make more dinosaurs to kill everything in sight;
2. Food.

The scientist on the Jurassic BBQ t-shirt chose the latter and he seems very happy with his burgers. See kids, that’s why we need science in our lives!

If you decide to do it too, make sure you choose the right size of dinosaur to clone. Modern fridges weren’t meant for storing Brachiosaurus…

How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.49 on WearScience.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

A certain drawing of a spider got its share of internet fame at the end of 2008. Prankster David Throne tried to use a drawing as payment for an overdue account, posted it to his website.. then the Digg effect gave him the 15 minutes of fame (and the usual crashed server).

Now you can proudly display the spider on your chest: the Spider Drawing t-shirt is available for $14.50. Not that anyone who isn’t a computer nerd will know what the hell it is… On the other hand, it is pretty cute, even though it doesn’t have 8 legs.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.50 on NerdyShirts.com.

Via Geekologie

We’ve played Space Invaders (or at least heard about it), but we’ve never wondered how exactly do the aliens know what to do. We had instructions, but did they?

Apparently they had even better: a class in invading, pictured on the A Simple Plan t-shirt. It’s not very complicated to us, but do we know how difficult it might be for the aliens to stay so neatly in line, never flinching when they get gunned down, never breaking formation? At least the drill sergeat is making an effort to explain, diagrams and all…

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Threadless.com.

Still eagerly waiting for Watchmen? Well, bad news: they’re replaced all the actors with 8-bit ghosts are yellow circles. The Who Pacs The Pacmen? t-shirt is the first official merchandise to be released.

You know you want to wear it on opening night… While everyone else will be wearing clothes with fancy Latin lines about custodes, show the world a little humor. Quis pacet ipsos pacmen?

How much under $29.99?
A little: $24.95 on RedBubble.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

If you’re on Facebook, there’s no way you were spared the “25 random things about me” lists. (In case you have no idea what I’m talking about: be happy and don’t investigate further.)

The “1 Random Thing” t-shirt reflects the feelings of most: 25 is 25 too many, especially since the things are usually utterly uninteresting.

On the other hand… do you know why you don’t give a damn about what your friends say? Because they’re not your friends, they’re just some people you vaguely know and just felt like adding to your ever-growing list. Of course you don’t care, why would you?

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18.95 on Despair.com.

Sorry, but I still think Rickrolling is fun. It might be old news (especially in internet-land), but I got tricked twice in the past week so it’s still going strong.

The Rick Roll’d t-shirt is YouTube meets GraphJam and yes, the checkboxes listing things someone’s or something’s properties are still cool.

In this case, “all of the above” is the correct answer, but by the time you get to that point you’ll be:
a) thoroughly confused
b) laughing out loud
c) swearing to yourself that you got Rickrolled by a damn t-shirt.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $15.22 on TShirtAlert.

Via FashionablyGeek