Is there anyone who didn’t hear the “back in my day” speech? Age doesn’t matter. There’s always a tough past compared to which someone’s life is paradise. It might be “back in my day we had to work in the field all day to get food” or “back in my day we didn’t have this internet thing”, but there is no way to escape it. Not even if you’re an anthropomorphized mp3 player.

The Grandpa Cassette t-shirt features the same scene, only the poor bored victim is an iPod. Yes, back in cassettes’ day you could only carry 20-odd songs with you, and there was no way to quickly jump to the next track, and unless you had a smart walkman you had to manually turn the tape…

But we’re not back in the day. Grandpa Cassette won’t get it, though. Nostalgia is too strong.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12 on Threadless.com.

Did the Big Bang really happen? Did a higher being create the universe? Or maybe something science still hasn’t discovered?

But maybe the right question is: does it matter? Most people don’t have the scientific knowledge to understand old or new theories in depth, and you can live life in peace even if you don’t have all the answers…

Soap bubbles are more fun. And we can understand those. The Bubbly Beginning t-shirt solves an old science dilemma with a playful illustration. Maybe a bored god created the universe while trying to kill some time…

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12 on Threadless.com.

One sheep… Two sheep… Three sheep… Sometimes counting sheep really works; the brain probably gets bored with all the fluffy white animals and decides to shut down.

…unless you suffer from insomnia, that is. In which case, like the Insomnia t-shirt very clearly shows, you’re going be be counting a whole lotta sheep… just bouncing around there happily not giving a damn that you want to sleep, now!

Will a funny t-shirt make you feel better? Maybe. At least when you’re not cranky for not getting any sleep.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12 on Threadless.com.

I don’t understand how people can live in the 21st century and still believe evolution is some kind of myth, that Earth is a couple of thousands of years old and maybe flat…

Teach the Controversy say that this pro-evolution anti-wacko atitude is wrong and have a whole range of t-shirts “supporting” the most well-known silly theories. The irony is absolutely delicious.

My favorite (slightly better than the devil burying fossils) is the Turtle Cosmology t-shirt. The “turtles all the way down” is a famous anecdote about the flat Earth and how the universe works, and hey, of course it should be taught in schools, otherwise it’s discrimination!

Given that the elephants don’t feature in the anecdote, but they do in the Discworld novels, I’m going to dub this a Discworld t-shirt and I want it now. The fact that it also makes fun of flat-earthers is an added bonus which makes it even more awesome.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.99 on Controversy.WearScience.com.

I can’t resist the pull of yet another World of Warcraft/MMORPG t-shirt. Especially when it conveys a message my guild really should listen to these days: less whining, more action.

The Less QQ More Pew Pew t-shirt bears a phrase well-known to gamers and uttered countless time at complainers. Yes, everyone is against you; yes, everything is going bad and we’re all going to wipe; indeed, life sucks. The notion that things might improve if people would just concentrate on the game desn’t seem to pass through some heads…

(Oh yeah, and in case you’re curious: QQ is crying, it represents two eyes and tears, and “pew pew” is the make-believe sound of a weapon.)

How much under $29.99?
Some: $17.99 on Amazon.com.

I didn’t believe people who said Snakes on a Plane is a bad movie. I thought it was just a regular action film with some snakes added in. And then, one day… there it was. And it was bad.

But as far as bad movies go, it had two good effects. One, the widespread use of the phrase “I’ve had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*king plane”. Two, the design of the Snakes on an Inclined Plane t-shirt.

Geeky? Oh yes. The one thing that can make me think back fondly to pshysics class? Definitely. Kudos to whoever designed it.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $22.99 on GiftsforaGeek.com.

Via FashionablyGeek

This t-shirt is obviously aimed at people who know what twinking is, but for the sake of all the others reading, a definition from wikipedia: “In computer role-playing games and MMORPGs, twinking refers to outfitting a new character or player with items or other resources that are not normally available to new or low-level characters.”

If you’ve ever played a MMORPG, you can understand why the Twinking – For Natural E-Peen Enhancement t-shirt is great. That satisfying feeling of being able to own anyone your level… of killing mobs other struggle to down… of getting questions along the lines of “ZOMG where did you get that?”… there’s few thing that compare. It’s bound to increase your e-peen – even if you’re a girl!

There’s both a male and female version of the t-shirt, which is one of the reasons I love Jinx. Way too many websites ignore girls when it comes to t-shirts…

How much under $29.99?
Some: $12.95 on Jinx.com.

The previous ChopShop t-shirts in this series rocked, so it’s no wonder the latest installment is also extremely cool. Rockers will be glad to learn that the t-shirt is dedicated to their favorite type of music.

Guitarists, frontmen (and women) and at least one famous flautist adorn the Rock Star t-shirt. There’s 28 silhouettes in total, and again the fun is in guessing who they all are. Some are easy… some less so. There’s definitely some Beatles action there, Ian Anderson, Ozzy… but (yet again) I am missing most of them. Is that Slash in the middle? Ohh, and I think I see a Bob Dylan.

It doesn’t really matter if you guess them all or not, however. The good thing about this t-shirt is that everyone else will be staring at you and trying to figure them out. A great way to get people’s attention, I might say.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $23 on ChopShopStore.com.

If you want to blow any chance you had of hooking up with a girl, or you’re just a bastard, the “Why is it only the ugly girls read this shirt” t-shirt? is just what you’re looking for.
(Then again, if you’re looking for someone with the same twisted humor as you… just watch the reactions you get and you’ll know who to pursue. Pursue as in ask out, not stalk home, you weirdo.)

The people who made the t-shirt are cunning bastards too: the text will attract everyone, they will spend some time reading it (small italic font, heh) and then they’ll realize that they’ve just been insulted. Results: a) laugh; b) give you a killer look; c) punch you in the face; d) ignore you. Girls that go for a) are probably your type, girls that go for b) or c) might have self-confidence issues, and d) are men. There, human typology explained by a t-shirt. I am brilliant, I know.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19 on TshirtHell.com.

So it’s true: IT guys really are robots. How could they know all that stuff about computers if they weren’t really the same species?

Yeah, yeah, sure. They say they’re wearing a Motherboard t-shirt, but we all know the truth, don’t we? They got into a fight who someone who exposed their inner being and, lo and behold, it’s just circuits!

We have to be careful now. They know they’ve been uncovered and who knows what they’ll do next.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $21.99 on Printfection.com.

Via FashionablyGeek