1. If you like vampires, that you’ve surely dreamt of being bit by one and I suspect his name is Edward. Well, since he’s not a real vampire and there are small to nothing chances of him ever biting your neck, you can take comfort in these Vampire Bite Tattoos.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3.95 on Amazon.
Via BookFishJoe.

2. Well, that neck is not going to bit itself, right? Here’s a pair of Professional Vampire Fangs to pimp out your teeth if you’re just not satisfied with the length of your… incisors.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.95 on Amazon.

3. Have you ever felt that someone’s breath was soooo bad that you felt like you could die right there? No worries, here are your saviors: the Death Mints! Killing bad breath, one at a time.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.99 on Amazon.

4. After you’ve annihilated your victims with your seductive charm, it’s only fair to let them tan..a…roast a bit in the sun. Of course, you need to do this in a stylish manner, so here’s the BBQ Grill Beach Towel for you.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.90 on Amazon.

5.Tired of your old shower gel? Need to spice things up a bit and freak out your better half? The Blood Bath Shower Gel should do it for you! Just pour, wash and rinse. Repeat if not freaked enough. Cherry scented.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.57 on Spinninghat.
Via Thingsthatlooklikeotherthings.

6. No cold blooded vampire can go without its Cold Blooded Vampire Ice Cube Tray. For the cold blooded who get hot in the summer. Keep it cool, keep it vampire.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on PerpetualKid.

7. Since blood in the kitchen is kind of gross, just shift your vampire mania to the bathroom. This is something you may not want to wake up in the morning to, especially if you’re the kind of person that has a hard time waking up. A Bloody Shower Curtain is all you need to scare the hell out of you. I promise you’ll be up in a jiffy. No alarm clock required. [Not safe if the previous night you were too drunk to remember what happened.]
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on Amazon.

8. If you’re too bored by the usual bling, blingy phone accessories on the market nowadays, it’s time to push it up a notch. You can do that with the Blood Drip Cellphone Strap. You don’t have to actually fill it with your blood. You can just some red liquid in it and pretend like it’s blood. Don’t worry, we won’t tell. What will your friends think of that, huh?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.70 on Strapya.
Via Popgadget.

9.Since vampires bring doom and terror wherever they walk, you’ll need to at least live up to, let’s say, 10% of that promise. So if you can’t bring doom and gloom (which are overrated, anyway), you can bring the storm with this Thunder Tube. Just shake it (on the floor or not) and it’ll create the unmistakable sound of reverberating thunder.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.25 on Amazon.

10. Ah, the element I actually like about vampires. And yes, they had it before Batman wore it (copycat!): the Long Black Hooded Cape. Please make sure you wear something under it, though. :))
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on Amazon.

There it is, folks: the Vampire top 10. What else would you add to the list? Did I leave something out?

However, I think most kids need to be tricked or forced into it. I don’t have kids of my own, so I don’t know if this would work, but it has potential. The Circus Toothbrush Timer features a colorful clown with a timer on its head. The idea behind it is that the kids will love to flip the timer, so they’ll brush their teeth for the 2.5 minutes required, and they’ll appreciate being rewarded with a large smile from their brushing toy.

Cool thing, anything that promotes dental hygiene is great in my book.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $25 on UncommonGoods.com.

Via Coolest Gadgets