Why would people buy a Fingerstache? Why not? Why can’t women play “mustache”? Well, some actually have one, but let’s not think about that too much, because it’s one of the things one cannot un-see. Yes, you can develop inside jokes about this and you can use them for a theater play. Stache away, I say!
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.99 on Amazon.