If you’ve always dreamt of having a pen like James Bond or Chuck has, well, this might just be your lucky day. I’ve stumbled across the Uzi Tactical Pen. Uzi as in the open bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns. We’re off to a good start, eh?

Next, we have a list of features that proves that you need this pen more than you’ve ever thought of. It has a DNA Catcher, located on the crown of the pen, which is very sharp, that can be used to both hit your attacker and get a DNA sample to give to the police in case of such a unfortunate event should occur. The crown can also be used to break glass and it can write in any given conditions: upside down or even underwater. It comes with a 1 year warranty and it’s made out a type of aluminum used for aircrafts. Yup, it’s that cool.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $16.75 on Amazon.

Via CoolestGadgets.

It has happened to me to get shocked one in a while because of static electricity and the feeling is very annoying. I know that more people than we realize are prone to this, which must be quite a bit of a headache, but I had absolutely no idea that there actually is a gadget that addresses this particular issue.

It’s called the Mickey Mouse Head Static Discharger and what it does is discharge static electricity just by touching it. Plus, it’s kind of cute in a weird, metal way. Talk about a non shocking life.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $18 on Brando.

Via CoolestGadgets.

Summer and mosquitoes go hand in hand. Just last night I chased (and killed) some around, because they are deeply annoying and some just don’t die in spite of the fact that I plug in every night a dose of anti mosquito liquid. And I hate the marks they leave after they bite, so this USB Itching Removal Instrument, in spite of the fact that is has a strange name, it actually a good idea.
Imagine not feeling all itchy after some bug bites you and getting rid of that annoying sensation just in a few minutes. Quite relaxing, huh?

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $15 on Brando.

Via Shiny Shiny.

Today we have the first top 10 on this blog. We’ll have a top like this every week and I’ll bring you all the strange, funny and plain crazy gadgets I can find related to one topic in particular. This week, we have the Top 10 World Football Cup:
1. You wake up in the morning with the World Cup Alarm Clock and you set it to ring for the matches. God forbid you should miss a minute!
How much under $29.99?
Some: $10.99 on Sourcesquare.
Via Bookfishjoe.

2. The “Devuvuzelator” – we’ve all heard that terribly annoying sound and we all want it to be gone (even though even Youtube embraced it). Now you can filter out the noise using this audio processing plugin and get rid of that awful sound.
How much under $29.99?
Well, it’s free at Isophonics.
Via Gizmag.

3. The Picnic Table Condiment Set is what you need for the daily barbecue you’ll have with your friends when they come over to watch the games.
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.45 on Amazon.
Via Neatoshop.

4. You’ll also need The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics, because how else are you going to show your friends that not only you know your football, but you also know the subtle liaisons between them?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $10.17 on Amazon.

5. Of course, you’ll also need your Adidas World Cup 2010 Mini Soccer Ball to kick around the house and drive your significant other crazy (in the sad situation when he/she is not a football fan).
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $11.85 on Amazon.

6. No football match is complete without cold beer and if there’s no one to get it from the fridge for you, you’ll need at least one of these Beer Guzzler Yellow Helmets. If you don’t already own one, don’t tell anyone, because you’ll be the laughingstock of the World Cup.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $8.50 on Amazon.

7. For all your snacking needs, this S’Mores Maker is perfect. You can prepare yourself a snack during the break and be right back on the sofa or in your favorite chair as soon as the whistle is blown.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7 on Amazon.

8. There is no way you can go out nowadays without the Adidas World Cup 2010 Soccer T-Shirt.
I mean, you’ll totally be out of style if you don’t have this in your closet yet. What were you thinking?
How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.75 on Amazon.

9. Support our football team by suiting up your iPhone with a special World Cup 2010 Series case. What can be more supportive than that?
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $3.99 on Amazon.

10. There’s just one thing that you need, now that you’re all geared up. Yes. It may be annoying, it may be stupid, but after the 2010 World Cup, it’ll be one heck of a souvenir. Ladies and gentlemen, the vuzuela.
How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.79 on Amazon.

It’s one of those Mondays when I feel, like Barney Stinson would say, awesome! In consequence, today we’re going to see some gadgets and gizmos that can make your day awesome too. :)

Take this Digital Talking Watch for example. Most of us have been fascinated bu the superhero gadgets in cartoons and movies, but to actually have one that costs less than $10, well, I’d say that’s quite a good deal. You can set the alarm and you’ll be woken up by a pleasant voice or you can have the time announced out loud every hour. I think this would do very well in meetings. :)) So there you have it, the world’s cheapest talking watch.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: just $5.95 on Amazon.

Via Bookfishjoe.

Some of you will probably hate me for this, but I have to honest and say that Star Wars never got to me. Although I’m an outsider to the phenomenon, I appreciate the entire culture around it and I completely understand the fans’ passion for the movie (I’m a movie addict too). So I have a little something for you that might make you very happy: Lightsaber Chopsticks.

With my wild imagination and all, I still have trouble picturing Darth Vader eating Chinese, but somehow these chopsticks help me out a bit. I’d like a pair too, because green is my favorite color and it would match my dining set. So, would you eat some spicy pork with a pinch of the Force?

How much under $29.99?
A little: $22.98 on Amazon.

Via: Thingsthatlooklikeotherthings.

Many of us sing in the shower and I think many more at least hum a tune while cooking, heating something or just while pouring the milk into the cereal bowl. So if you want to take your rock star attitude with you in the kitchen, I’ve stumbled upon something that will make you very happy: the Flipper Guitar Spatula!

You have no excuse not to make the time you spend cooking fun. Plus, it kinda makes you feel like a kid again, like the time when you used to play air guitar (and maybe you still do) and jump on the bed, pretending you were on stage. And if you like drums, there are always the pots and pans. :)

How much under $29.99?
Some: $15.25 on Amazon.

Via Thingsthatlooklikeotherthings.

Every decent photographer needs his monster, right? I mean his tripod. Would you trust this pink dude to hold your camera? He seems to take his job pretty seriously, if you ask me. And he has four funky friends just like him, for you too choose from or collect. They’re called the DigiDudes and I adore their deceitful personality. They look like monster keychains, act like monster keychains, but they hide a tiny screw inside their stomach that makes them portable, easy to use tripods.

When in need, simply screw off your dude’s head and pull out his retractable legs for the perfect on-the-go camera mount. It can hold most point and shoot cameras, flipcams, and more.

The interesting part is that they are on pre-sale (and only 112 of them left). So, if you really want to make that photographer friend of yours feel special, get one for him now. Those photographers are pretty snobs, you know.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19.99 at quirky.

Via popgadget

As far as tools go, the Magnetic LED Light has an unimpressive name, but striking design and functionality.

It looks a bit like a massage ball at first, but it’s not: one “spike” is the light and the others are actually magnets. What this translates to is an ability to attach the gizmo on any metallic surface in a variery of ways to get the LED aimed at the perfect angle. Because of its size (smaller than a golf ball) it can fit into tight places, where perhaps a regular flashlight (plus the hand holding it) wouldn’t fit.

The magnets limit its usage, but not by a lot: it can stick to cars, fridges, home cinemas, etc, but can also serve as a regular light if it’s just put on the ground beneath a bed or cabinet.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.99 on StrikerHandTools.com.

Via DVICE

A little boy scout needs tools to explore the world around him, but it’s no use investing a lot of money in “equipment” until he finds his true passion. Before that, a few beginner tools will do just fine, and the Pocket Microscope & Telescope Kit fulfils two roles without breaking the bank.

First up, it’s a 30x microscope; second, it’s a 8 x 11 telescope, so it covers all 24 hours: stare at leaves and bugs during the day and turn the eyes to the stars at night.

The pocket clip is a nice touch, though it won’t get much use (kids tend to wear t-shirts, not shirts when they’re out staring at beetles). The quality probably isn’t spectacular, but a 10-year doesn’t need a professional microscope, so this is just fine.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $8.95 on Amazon.com.

Via Coolest Gadgets