If you always misplace your car keys and you always bump into stuff, there’s still a chance for you at a normal life. Gadgets and gizmos are here to make your life easier and to stop you from getting in trouble and ending up in the hospital.

1. Talking Keychain Timer – no more losing your keys. This little gadget will help you to never misplace your keys again. You can also set it to remind you of appointments and other important things.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $10.95 on Independentliving.

Via BookfishJoe.

2. DrinkClip - no more spilling drinks because you forgot they were there and you large gestures hit the glasses. No more juggling with your phone and papers and bags and your drink on top of that. The BeltClip is here to save you.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.95/$9.95 on Drinkclip.

Via Bookofjoe.

3. Glow in the Dark Wall-Plate Inserts – if you’re the kind that hates waking up in the middle of the night to go get a glass of water because you know you’re going to hit yourself against everything that’s in the way and get all bruised up, well, here’s your salvation. This little thing will help you see the light. Literally.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $4.99 on Amazon.

Via Bookofjoe.

4. The Unforgettable Door Hanger – this is one useful door hanger. It’ll remind you of the stuff you need to take with you before you leave the house. The point to this is not to forget to write on it what you need.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $6.79 on Amazon.

Via Lifehacker.

5. Glow in The Dark Stair Treads – working on the same basis as the item above, these stair treads will keep you from breaking your legs and neck. The klutz population of the world can still be saved!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.50 on Amazon.

6. Steak Station – if you’re included in one of the categories in the title, it would be better for you and for the world if you stayed out of the kitchen, but if you insist on cooking, a steak would be a safe idea. But in case you forget the steak on the grill, here’s a little something to help you. It can monitor 4 steaks at once.

How much under $29.99?
A little: $22.50 on Amazon.

Via Ohgizmo.

7. Toasted Notes – this one set of notes that you surely won’t miss! All toasty and buttery, they’ll be waiting for you with the important stuff you need to remember.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $5.96 on Amazon.

Via Coolestgizmo.

8. Swimway Submergency - in case you trip over something in the bottom of the pool (I’m sure you’d be able to find something down there), here’s a little help: you can set this toy to float and find your way back to the surface. It’s good fun for the forgetful kind too.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $14.95 on Amazon.

Via Coolestgizmo.

9. Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper – there’s no need to fumble about in the bathroom for the toilet paper if the lights are down in the house or if you don’t want to wake anyone and you’re walking around in stealth mode.

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $7.03 on Amazon.

Via Craziestgadgets.

10. AquaNotes Waterproof Notepad – in the office, you’re bound to spill coffee over your desk, so you’ll need waterproof notes in order for them to survive all the hazardous situations you might cause. This is just what you need!

How much under $29.99?
A lot: $9.99 on Amazon.

Via Vat19.