If you want to blow any chance you had of hooking up with a girl, or you’re just a bastard, the “Why is it only the ugly girls read this shirt” t-shirt? is just what you’re looking for.
(Then again, if you’re looking for someone with the same twisted humor as you… just watch the reactions you get and you’ll know who to pursue. Pursue as in ask out, not stalk home, you weirdo.)

The people who made the t-shirt are cunning bastards too: the text will attract everyone, they will spend some time reading it (small italic font, heh) and then they’ll realize that they’ve just been insulted. Results: a) laugh; b) give you a killer look; c) punch you in the face; d) ignore you. Girls that go for a) are probably your type, girls that go for b) or c) might have self-confidence issues, and d) are men. There, human typology explained by a t-shirt. I am brilliant, I know.

How much under $29.99?
Some: $19 on TshirtHell.com.